Recipes You've Been Bugging Me For

I have no pictures to post with these, but I can tell you there are servers and cooks at both Outback and Red Lobster in Baytown that will drool when I bring them some of these dishes. I have found that you can put anything in a flour tortilla or a pita pocket to make for easier eating. Note that the pitas are prone to tear if you are not slow and gentle in the cutting and prying them open process.

I have put the following in pitas:
King Ranch Casserole - just have to make it less soupy than normal
Ham & Apple Salad
Chicken & Apple Salad
Lasagna - just make with less noodles and a thicker sauce than normal

Flour Tortillas: (and they are so much better if you heat the tortillas on a griddle on both sides until they puff before you stuff them.)
Roast & Caramelized Onions - recipe below
Shepherd's Pie
Taco Meat with Blackened Corn & Cheese
Chicken & Rice Casserole

My Ham Salad and my Chicken Salad and my Roast Tacos seem to be big hits. Here is as close to a recipe as I can get.

Ham Salad
Make First: Combine most of a regular size jar of Mayo / add Dijon mustard and some honey to taste
1 fully cooked spiral cut ham chopped into bite size chunks
3 Red Delicious apples chopped into small pieces / bathe the apples in the mayo combo to prevent browning
¼ cup chopped pecans / bathe chunks in the mayo mix to prevent turning brown
2 - 3 stalks celery chopped small
Shredded cheese of choice – medium size bag (I prefer sharp cheddar for this)
Combine everything in large bowl, removing the apples from the mayo mix by hand, then add mayo mix to desired consistency for your spread.


Chicken Salad
Shred 1 whole cooked chicken (boiled or baked, your choice) (If you want a twist on it, rub the chicken down with yellow curry powder and bake it. If you remove the skin you will need to add a little curry to the final mix.)
Add fruit of 1 pomegranate (or one small container of the fruit)
Maybe even add grapes if you like
Instead of Mayo mixture use bottled Kroger poppy seed dressing – might not take a full bottle
Chop apple and keep in poppy seed mix to prevent turning brown
Combine all ingredients in large bowl, removing the apples from poppy seed mix by hand, then use poppy seed dressing as needed for desired consistency. (I have flavored my poppy seed dressing with orange extract – 1 tbsp per bottle)


Roast Tacos
One large cheap roast.
Cook in 225 degree oven for two hours sitting in beef broth – about 1” of liquid / do not cover
Remove from oven and chop into large chunks
Cook on medium low heat on stove top in rest of the carton of beef broth, 3 – 4 tbsp of Kitchen Bouquet and about 2 Tbsp of Worchester sauce / cover and let it simmer 2 hours and stir every now and then. If your liquid looks like it is cooking away, adds small amounts. You don’t want this to be runny.
Caramelize onions in butter.
When meat is done, shred it, put one full stick of real, unsalted butter in it to melt while shredding and add onions.
This will load roughly 28 tacos loaded thin, or 15 loaded generously.


My apologies for those cooking for 2 or 5. I can only cook for 20-30. King's Hawaiin Rolls are also good to use, but I try to make these an easy-to-hold one-hand meal. They are usually eating on the run between tables.

And Here is the Biggie Everyone Wants:

Micro Gala Apple Confections

2 tubes crescent rolls
In a large bowl or the pot you are going to cook the mixture in combine:
1 ½ tsp. cinnamon
1/8 cup water
¼ cup white sugar
¼ cup brown sugar (pack the cup) can be dark or light

Cut and add to the sugar mixture:
4 medium size Gala or Granny Smith apples / quarter the apples, remove core and seeds, cut in small bite sized pieces, remove skin or leave on as you prefer / as you cut the pieces roll them around in the cinnamon sugar mixture in the bowl to prevent them from turning brown

Then Add:
½ stick unsalted real butter
Cook on medium heat until apples are soft

Next Add:
½ cup chopped pecans
1 Tbsp dark Karo syrup
1 Tbsp flour
Mix well and turn off heat

Add 2 oz. cream cheese and stir until it totally blends in
Let mixture cool before you put on pastry dough
Put a good tablespoon or more in a crescent roll and roll up
I dress the last rolled tip with Craisens or a whole pecan
Dust raw pastry with more cinnamon and sugar
Bake as recommended on crescent tube